Fail #4

Here is another Fail we're going to add to our collection. So here is something we found at a Eugene Goodwill store:

Pick your next lottery number and win!

Yes folks...this is The Lucky Number Lottery Machine. Forget randomly picking your next lotto number...buy this and let it give you the next winning number! This is what it says on the packaging:

Every week lotteries make ordinary people instant millionaires. You too could be one of them. Millionaire makes it easy and takes the guesswork out of selecting lotto numbers. Let the Millionaire selector give you the chance to win!

Who knows? Maybe whomever donated it won the lottery, and no longer needed it? It was a great bargain...pay $1.99, and win millions! Too bad we didn't have $1.99 on us...

Happy Becoming Millionaires!

M.

P.S. If you decide to make the investment, we want a portion of the winnings! :o)